Real Life Ads

by Katie Bryan on August 29th, 2011

Real Life Classifieds

Actually Taken From Classified Ads In Newspapers:

FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old. Hateful little dog. Bites.

FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor’s dog.

FREE PUPPIES... Part German Shepherd, part stupid dog.

GERMAN SHEPHERD: 85 lbs. Neutered. Speaks German. Free.

FOUND: DIRTY WHITE DOG. Looks like a rat ... been out awhile...better be a reward.

COWS, CALVES, NEVER BRED... Also 1 gay bull for sale.

NORDIC TRACK... $300 Hardly used, call Chubby.

GEORGIA PEACHES, California grown - 89 cents lb.

NICE PARACHUTE: Never opened - used once.

JOINING NUDIST COLONY! - Must sell washer and dryer $300.

AND THE LAST ONE: FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer. No longer needed. Got married last month. Wife knows everything.

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